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….For the poor fella I saw today while in the Barbershop. 

Moment of silence you say? Why you say? Well maybe because that man gave up all hope and DIED a long time ago! Well not literally, jus figuratively speaking. lol

Ok check it. Let me explain the scenario and how it played out then it all will make sense, I promise. 

I’m in the chair getting ready to get my cut and a middle-aged man walks in and sits down to wait for his Barber. As soon as he sits down a woman comes in after him and goes over to speak to him. Now this isn’t anything unusual at all. Most men will say that the barbershop is a place where you won’t really see women just hanging out, but it’s not uncommon to see a female or two come in briefly to speak to their man/husband/son or what have you.  

So now this is where it gets interesting. After the female says something to him privately he gets a look on his face like “You must have lost you damn mind”.  Then she says to him “What you wanna do? Make up ya DAMN mind…and QUICK”. So already all the fellas in the shop are paying full attention to this bomb about to detonate in there lol. Now the next thing dude did was probably the WRONG move! As a matter of fact I’m just going to go all out and say it MOST DEFINITELY was the wrong move. 

I guess trying to save face and a little bit of dignity in front of all the guys he gets up and says to her “Woman! You know damn well what I said just a minute ago? Don’t have me embarrass you in here”  Just as he said that the look on that womans face got pretty serious lol. I guess inside she was thinking “ok he’s trying to show off and put on a front for these fools in here” so logically her next move was to pull his card…..

Her reply was as follows:

“You are un-be-F***ING-lievable. Here I am trying to make sure your sorry ass has a place to stay, a car to drive, food to eat and clothes to wear on your stinking ass! I wake up this morning to find that your sorry ass snuck out the house with MY car that you have yet to put one penny towards. So I come down here to make sure everything is ok with my car and you want to show out in front of your homeboys!? You know what that’s ok, enjoy the haircut that I paid for and use the rest of that 300 I gave you to take a cab to U-Haul, rent a truck and come home. By time you get there all of ya sh*t should be in the street ready to go.”

So at this point you could hear a pin drop in that piece lol.  She finally left after she got through saying what she felt needed to be said. Now after she left the guy starts talking crap again. Of course because she isn’t there anymore and can’t hear him, or so he THINKS. She came back in and starting letting off at him again this time saying something along the lines of “Think I’m playing? Please take me for a joke! You know I’m not one for no games right?…..RIGHT!?…You better answer me MuthaF***er!”

Everybody looked at him and he simply lowered his head a little bit as if he realized his defeat and said “Yes Ma’am” 

WOW!! 

Oh yea here’s a pic of the my haircut. lol 

A fresh cut is a MUST at all times! lo

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